So I had a dream a couple days ago.

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 08/18/2014 at 15:34 • Filed to: Dreams

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I created the bastard child of the Porsche 911 and Lamborghini Huracan. It was gloriously wrong in every way.

It was called the "Porschini Huracarrera", imagine a Huracan in Gaurds Red with Porsche's 3.8L Flat-6 out of the Carrera S with the Carrera S Powerkit for 400hp; but the engine would be bored out to 4.2L and re-tuned on top of the powerkit for an additional 75hp, for 475hp and 414 lb-ft of torque! It's RWD and the DSG is replaced with a proper 7-speed manual.

The car's weight has also been dropped some. The regular Huracan is 3,135lbs; I had it down to 2,875lbs through weight removal and blah blah blah!

0-60 would be in 3.3 seconds and the top speed would be 211mph. It would be riding on 20 Carrera Classic wheels like this with Pirelli rubber underneath. 4-wheel disc brakes; 6 piston in front, and 4 piston in the rear.

Also, electronic steering was replaced by hydraulically assisted rack-and pinion steering because I said so.

Finally, the interior is taken right out of the 991 in two-tone Espresso/Cognac for K-Roll appeal.(Disregard the PDK in the picture)

And this car could be had for, as specd only $125,600!!! :D

That was a messed up dream...

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:38

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I WANT ONE!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 08/18/2014 at 15:38

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Do you have ze monies? :)

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:40

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That car would be amazing.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 08/18/2014 at 15:41

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Would you buy one?

GhostZ > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:41

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Not to burst your bubble, but the 3.8's bore is pretty much maxed out at a 4.0l engine. Those extra 200ccs will have to come from an increase stroke.

And 211 mph from a 414 ft/lb motor? Only if it weighs 1500lbs.

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:42

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$125K is a hell of a deal for this crazy contraption!

I'll trade ze bimmers!

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:43

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Yes.

Manuél Ferrari > GhostZ 08/18/2014 at 15:43

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Way to kill a man's dreams, literally...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:43

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So I had a dream a couple of days ago.

What a dream you had. Was it pressed in organdy, or clothed in crinoline of smokey burgundy?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 08/18/2014 at 15:44

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Trade them ALL!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 08/18/2014 at 15:46

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How much will you be putting down for your down payment. :P

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/18/2014 at 15:47

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I have no idea, on account of the fact that I can't hear the video at work, but I'll say sure.

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:47

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I dunno how ze Porsche Gods would feel about me trading a real 911 for the bastard child of a 911 and a Lambo...

Brian Silvestro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:47

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*looks at bank account*

*cries*

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:48

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I figured my Simon & Garfunkel reference was about 30% success chance, so that's why I linked it. Good song.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 08/18/2014 at 15:49

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They're both owned by VAG. It'll be okay.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Brian Silvestro 08/18/2014 at 15:51

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Dammit man! Time to wörk over time! and get moar jobzz! Limited production of only 8,875!

GhostZ > Manuél Ferrari 08/18/2014 at 15:51

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But you could totally take the 4.0 GT3 engine, and stroke it to 4.4l. Using GT3-quality parts, you could make peak power around 7250 yielding about the 450HP you'd need without revving out to 8000+.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/18/2014 at 15:52

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I will listen to it when I get off work. :)

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:53

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Haha now the Porsche Gods hang out with the Lambo Gods

Manuél Ferrari > GhostZ 08/18/2014 at 15:54

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This will be the higher end version for $175K :)

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 08/18/2014 at 15:54

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One happy VAG family. ;)

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:55

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Until they get drunk and start arguing about which brand is the best!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 08/18/2014 at 15:56

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VAG War One(VW1)

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 15:57

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X-D

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 08/18/2014 at 16:00

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Total destruction of everything. No car maker will be left unscathed. Ferrari will be the first to go, then Lada, GM and Ford will have their own Civil War. MUAHAHAHA!!!

* K-Roll in Psychotic Rage*

Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 08/18/2014 at 16:02

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nooooo!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari 08/18/2014 at 16:04

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Everything is going red!! :O